well first of all thank you for the kind words. the answer? it’s my glasses. I’m like a heavy metal clark kent/superman. glasses on? pleasant fellow. glasses off? heavy metal juggernaut.

my answer to question one is, without a doubt, Bandit from Smokey and the Bandit. as far as question two goes…is this Uncle Buck?

cookie monster was trying to think of different words that began with the letter “C”. Naturally he thought of cookie first. After that, he stopped coming up with other words because c was for cookie, and that was good enough for him. so you see, its not only for cookie monster, it’s just the only c word cookie monster cares about.

it’s been ten years, and surprisingly (thankfully?) no, it is still not okay to walk around naked.

1. Audrey Ketchell

2. everyone else

3. assholes

are you familiar with the concept of a question? what are you asking me here?

who are they? metallica megadeth slayer anthrax.

which one is the best? metallica.

which one is my favorite? megadeth.

am i going to the show at yankee stadium? no way. I’ve seen all those bands many many times except anthrax, and i don’t need to spend all that money to see them.

ha ha i have no idea…but i like the idea you are going with here

in the words of gang green:

“i drink budweiser religiously. get so fucked up i can’t even see.”

i guess that all depends on your definition of moral. i personally don’t know, or care quite frankly, about the religious orientation of my friends. i know deeply religious people who are complete assholes, and i know athiests I’d trust with my life. and the opposite is true as well. There are friends of mine who are religious and amazing people, and there are agnostics who are complete and utter shitheads.

but to answer your question, mormons.

i don’t know, i just like them. my favorite autographs usually involve the stories behind them. my favorites have always been johnny ramone, black sabbath, carol spinney, and lemmy.